Download e-book for kindle: 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single by Pim Pauline Overgaard

By Pim Pauline Overgaard

If you usually dread the second one date, stick with this hilarious book's sage suggestion, and you can by no means have one again:

  • Make a listing of items he has to alter in visual appeal and behaviour ahead of he should be with you.
  • Tell him you as soon as attempted to kill your ex, then begin to snicker hysterically.
  • Bring a booklet of child names for your first date and circle those you love with a crimson marker.

    50 certain methods for a woman to stick Single is a guidebook that is worthy in a few severe events. for instance, so one can finish that determined loser's overwhelm on you, hire those smart strategies:

  • Never shave.
  • Chew together with your mouth open.
  • Chain smoke.

    If your clueless pal simply cannot comprehend why her relationships do not final, slip this publication into her bag and wish she acknowledges herself in those vintage gems:

  • Never even attempt to pay the bill.
  • Use i do not recognize as a solution for everything.
  • Bring up your ex as frequently as possible.

  • Always...
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    35 Give him a detailed description of everything you bought on your shopping spree! 36 Call him several times every day, and then be quiet and wait for him to talk. 37 Always wear more than one layer of makeup! 38 Reapply your lipstick at least every ten minutes! 39 Chew with your mouth open! 40 Use we as often as possible! 41 Party all night before your date. Don’t shower or brush your teeth! 42 Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker! 43 Start to cry after your first kiss!

    22 Never laugh at his jokes! 23 Shout out some other guy’s name in bed! 24 Ask him if he goes to therapy and then, whatever the answer, give him a list of therapists you recommend! 25 Make long-term plans on your first date! 26 Order three desserts and tell him how nice it is not having to worry about your appearance now that you’ve “found” him. 27 Arrange for him to pick you up somewhere and make him wait for at least an hour. Make sure not to apologize. 28 Be confrontational at any given moment and argue with everything he says.

    43 Start to cry after your first kiss! 44 Live for Publicly Displayed Affection! 45 Take every opportunity to check out your own reflection! 46 Always be ready for a fake headache! 47 Always show your disappointment if he cancels. 48 Let him know you’re more important than anything or anyone and make him feel guilty if you ever notice otherwise! 49 Always get drunk, fall asleep, and throw up if possible! 50 Never leave him alone! 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single © 2004 by Pim Pauline Øvergaard.

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