Download e-book for kindle: A Shore Thing by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

ISBN-10: 1451623763

ISBN-13: 9781451623765

Publish yr note: First released in 2010
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It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken occasion woman and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who continuously holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take up all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: sizzling guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.

So some distance, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood big name in a single day. fortunately, she meets definitely the right man to aid her preserve the flames below keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is strictly her style: large, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky sufficient to address Gia while issues relatively warmth up?

Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one aim in brain: hooking up with an attractive gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a role major "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at an area gymnasium, and is scooped up by way of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. in simple terms challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. all at once, Bella's uncertain what she desires.

The cousins quickly detect that for each good friend they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to break their summer—and test their dating. prior to July ends, the bonds of relatives and friendship can be stretched to the verge of collapse. Will the haters be successful, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?

For all people who loves MTV's hit truth convey, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the joys, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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Like bikes—motorbikes, that is. " A few of the customers sitting in the back began to pay attention to me. "I just love the pulse of the engine! Well, what do you think? " I'm done for! "That is. . I mean, I've never actually ridden one before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . " I couldn't leave the store quickly enough. On my way home, I stopped at the convenience store and bought beer and shochu. Let me die. I'll just die right now. Except I won't die. The weather is too nice. Instead of dying, I'll just drink a whole lot of alcohol to forget everything.

They look human, but they're different creatures. " "Ya-Yamazaki. . " "Ha ha ha! Well, anyway, it's not really that big of a deal. No matter what the reason for your decision to become a creator, the idea's probably not half bad. It's fine. " Rising from his computer desk, he sat down before me. His actions were infused with a bizarre confidence. Apparently, a four-year span radically could change someone's personality. Yamazaki now seemed to be twisting in a dangerous emotional direction. However, at this point, that didn't matter at all.

I'm going, and I'll show you! You're the ones at fault. Rising unsteadily from the kotatsu, no doubt looking like I was about to fall on my ass, I stumbled to open the door. I tottered to room 202 and repeatedly attacked the doorbell. "Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. . " No answer. I tried punching the door. No answer. The only sounds from inside were anime songs. K. particular number was the theme song to Fancy Lala: "I am Fancy Lala. . " In my anger, blood rushed to my head. I twisted the doorknob.

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