By Bradley Trevor Greive
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. foreign best-selling writer Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and plenty of extra in his most modern reward ebook, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. jumbled together are as many first rate curses for stable degree. Witty, hot, and fascinating, BTG brings his trademark sort to this humorously twisted e-book for all occasions, situations, and occasions.
* may possibly your excuses for averting tedious social engagements continually sound credible.
* may possibly your blocked pores be licked fresh by means of angels.
* may perhaps your corpse be museum worthy.
* may perhaps small canine take advantage of your whole insecurities.
* could a bomber formation of incontinent ducks fly over your sunroof.
* may well all dairy goods on your refrigerator be of questionable vintage.
About the Author
because the debut of his overseas best-seller The Blue Day booklet, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have bought greater than 20 million copies in one hundred fifteen nations. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the military to pursue extra inventive misadventures. among qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian area application and writing books, he lives in a tiny Tasmanian hamlet along with his 3 very huge dogs.
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Or two flags, if we were really mad! Big ones, up from, so we could feel like Rommel in his staff car, speeding to meet the Fuehrer. For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. ” I once saw a guy with five flags tell a guy with four flags to go back to Afghanistan. Now, is there anything wrong with flags? Of course not. I like the flag plenty, hut I never forget it’s only a symbol, a reminder of what we stand for, not a replacement for actually standing for it.
Passengers should find all the evidence of equal inspection reassuring,” Mineta said. Reassuring? It’s reassuring to know that the people guarding our jugular have decided on a policy of suspending human judgment? Actually, having robots and nitwits check everyone equally is a sure recipe for disaster. It’s a mindless, exploitable system of window dressing and posturing; it’s procedure-bound automatons following prescribed guidelines by rote. It’s randomness when we need focus. It’s heads up asses when we need heads up.
Soldiers living on or near the base in America often need to use food stamps to get by. ” “No money in the budget”—we hear that, shrug, and go on, as if it’s a cosmically unalterable fact. Corporations do it with their budgets, too. I’ve seen it in show business. One day, no more coffee and doughnuts for the crew. “The Budget” didn’t allow it anymore, like “The Budget” was handed down by God himself and brought directly from heaven on a golden chariot by those bastards who pulled their ads from my show, Federal Express.
Curses and Blessings for All Occasions by Bradley Trevor Greive