By Michael Malone
At some point your small city is quietly its common self, buzzing alongside in comforting consistency. And then-all of a sudden-strange lighting fixtures are coming from the forest.
Not to say the unusual rash of hate mail stoning up. And in all honesty, what's with those peculiar pairings of unexpectedly coming together?
Welcome to Dingley Falls, the place the single factor yes is that lifestyles seriously isn't an analogous. Spend per week in Dingley Falls, and as soon as you've visited, it will likely be a spot you'll by no means forget.
From big apple instances bestselling writer Michael Malone, Dingley Fallsis a triumph of rollicking pleasure and masterful storytelling.
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Dingley Falls by Michael Malone