By P. G. Wodehouse
Within the middle of London's clubland there stands a tall and grimly forbidding edifice recognized to taxi-drivers and the stylish younger males who widespread its precincts because the Drones membership. yet all isn't really idle chatter that passes.
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He could hunt possum. Or he could play mumblety-peg. He could do anything he took a notion to do, and not worry Page 3 about getting interrupted by someone who wanted him to take out the garbage. You can imagine Adam on that first Friday night the world had ever seen, getting all spruced up to step out and paint the Garden red. I can see and hear him now, humming a Willie Nelson tune, because he couldn't remember all the words. He puts some spit on his cowlick to make it slick down. Pops a couple of cloves in his mouth to make his breath sweet, shuffling his feet to a country beat.
Page 9 Years later one Texas writer proposed that the squealing of those pigs saved the Republic of Texas just as the cackling of geese had once saved Rome. His reasoning was that every one of those five million dollars, had the Texas government gotten hold of them, would have been made to look like ten, so the debt of Texas would have been equal to perhaps forty million or more. . " <><><><><><><><><><><><> Other early visitors found Texas just as inhospitable as Ambassador de Saligny. The hardships of the frontier were just as difficult to endure as the manners of Mr.
So right after Adam got himself all slickered up to step out that first Friday night, he just stepped right back in because there was nothing happening, dude. Out of sheer boredom, Ol' Adam just leaned back against a tree and dozed off. Next morning, Adam woke up early. . . scratched himself real good. Then he rubbed his side where he felt a strange pain. Little did he know how soon that pain in his side was going to turn into a pain in the neck. Then Adam opened his eyes. What do you suppose he saw lying right there beside him?
Eggs, Beans and Crumpets by P. G. Wodehouse