By A. Lee Martinez
Intergalactic threat. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of different Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.
Not undesirable for a man with no spine.
But what's a villain to do after he's performed . . . every thing. with out new goals, he's chuffed to pitch in and clear up the strength drawback or repel alien invaders should still the necessity come up, but when he had his approach, he'd wish to be left by myself to discover the bounds of risky technology. simply as a pastime, of course.
Retirement isn't effortless although. If the boredom doesn't get him, there's continuously the Venusians. Or the Saturnites. Or the Mercurials. Or . . . good, you get the belief. If that wasn't undesirable adequate, there's additionally the assassins of a mythical demise cult and an up-and-coming megalomaniac (as extraordinary as he's bodiless) who've marked Emperor for his or her personal nefarious reasons. yet Mollusk isn't approximately to permit the Earth slip out of his personal tentacles and into the fewer able clutches of one other. So it's time to airborne dirt and dust off the previous loss of life ray and are available out of retirement. other than this time, he's now not out to rule the realm. He's out to put it aside from the peril of THE SINISTER BRAIN!
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Like bikes—motorbikes, that is. " A few of the customers sitting in the back began to pay attention to me. "I just love the pulse of the engine! Well, what do you think? " I'm done for! "That is. . I mean, I've never actually ridden one before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . " I couldn't leave the store quickly enough. On my way home, I stopped at the convenience store and bought beer and shochu. Let me die. I'll just die right now. Except I won't die. The weather is too nice. Instead of dying, I'll just drink a whole lot of alcohol to forget everything.
They look human, but they're different creatures. " "Ya-Yamazaki. . " "Ha ha ha! Well, anyway, it's not really that big of a deal. No matter what the reason for your decision to become a creator, the idea's probably not half bad. It's fine. " Rising from his computer desk, he sat down before me. His actions were infused with a bizarre confidence. Apparently, a four-year span radically could change someone's personality. Yamazaki now seemed to be twisting in a dangerous emotional direction. However, at this point, that didn't matter at all.
I'm going, and I'll show you! You're the ones at fault. Rising unsteadily from the kotatsu, no doubt looking like I was about to fall on my ass, I stumbled to open the door. I tottered to room 202 and repeatedly attacked the doorbell. "Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. . " No answer. I tried punching the door. No answer. The only sounds from inside were anime songs. K. particular number was the theme song to Fancy Lala: "I am Fancy Lala. . " In my anger, blood rushed to my head. I twisted the doorknob.
Emperor Mollusk versus the Sinister Brain by A. Lee Martinez