By Harry Turtledove
Otto of Schlepsig is risking his neck as an acrobat in a third-rate circus in the course of nowhere while information arrives that the land of Shqiperi has invited Prince Halim Eddin to develop into its new king. Otto doesn't comprehend the prince from Adam, yet he does take place to appear similar to him—a twist of fate that conjures up Otto with a mad plan to imagine Halim's id and rule in his stead. real, Shqiperi is an uncivilized backwater, yet even in uncivilized backwaters kings stay greater than acrobats. Plus, kingship in Shqiperi comes with a harem. Rank, as they are saying, has its privileges.
With his pal Max, a sword-swallowing vast whose power cough makes each functionality a possible tonsillectomy, Otto embarks on a rollicking trip jam-packed with feats of derring-do, wondrous magic, and lovely maidens—well, attractive ladies. And that's prior to he enters a royal global that's really fantastical.
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She skipped out of the room and tossed herself on to the big, green, overstuffed chair by the fireplace. She picked up a hot chocolate with extra whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles and slurped it loudly. The extra whipped cream made interestingly gross noises as she inhaled it. t need it,? Jackson whispered to himself. He studied the ordinary-looking brown book in his other hand. It felt cool and heavy. He turned it one way and then the other. It felt like a very important book. Have you found what you are looking for, sir??
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Sir Shaw looked at the book on the counter, and then fixed his dark blue eyes on Jackson. And what is it exactly that you were looking for, sir?? he asked, one bushy white eyebrow arching. Jackson exploded. t looking for anything! You sent me to the ASK section and you offered me a trade and I got ripped off! There is nothing in this book! s empty! I helped you, and I got nothing in return! I almost threw up!? Sir Shaw glanced down at the book again. Nothing is in it at all, sir?? No! Nothing is in it at all!?
Every Inch a King by Harry Turtledove