By P. G. Wodehouse
Terry and Jo Trent fly from the poultry farm in Bensonburg to the fleshpost of France, the place even the eagle eye of elder sister Kate can't hinder litter, mismatch, and mayhem.
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He's feeling pretty low, poor dear, and if you were to get a boat and row along the dunes shouting 'Mr. Carpenter! Mr. Carpenter! Come out of there, Mr. " "I will go without an instant's delay," said Old Nick, and was off like a jack rabbit, his heart singing within him. A grateful multimillionaire was what he had been scouring the country for for years. It was in light-hearted mood that Terry made her way back to the Hotel Magnifique. She had hoped for an evening, and nobody could say that St.
He paused. He saw that he was not holding his audience. Jeff was gazing into the middle distance, a rapt expression on his face. — — FRENCH LEAVE 6o "You aren't listening," he said "What's the testily. " Jeff started. "I'm Off sorry. I just take a swim. to happened go by. " Old Nick quivered at the magic word. Americans were always rich. God bless America, he had often felt, unconsciously plagiarizing the poet Berlin. " Old Nick quivered again. He knew what the first floor of the "Looks a nice Hotel Splendide on cost.
French Leave by P. G. Wodehouse