By Boze Hadleigh
In Hollywood, marriage is like an oil swap. such a lot celebrities are due for an additional one each 3 months. The E! channel really breaks into their general programming to inform us Benjamin Bratt simply obtained married or Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton are becoming divorced. we're a state keen about superstar relationships, break-ups, make-ups, and shake-ups. From other halves to sour halves, Holy Matrimony! is the 1st ebook of its variety. a set of greater than 1,000 fees via showbiz personalities, together with a few of today's celebrities, it truly is labeled via topic: courting, compatibility, romance, marriage, husbands and other halves, divorce, remarriage, and, sure, even a few enduring marriages (although "quantity isn't really consistently quality," as writer Boze Hadleigh issues out). pleasing and enlightening, Holy Matrimony! will elevate eyebrows—and might be hopes—and certainly tickle the humorous bone. simply because marriage is far too vital to take very heavily!
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A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand. I have two brothers: one in Australia, and one in the States.
Finishing his drink, he turns to face the guy playing the piano, takes out his gun, shoots the sheet music into the air, shoots the man’s hat off and finally shoots the lid which falls down, trapping the poor man’s fi ngers. He spins the gun and puts it back in its holster. A COWBOY WALKS INTO A BAR ‘Brilliant shooting,’ says the bartender. ’ Another flashy spin brings the gun into the bartender’s hands. ’ asks the cowboy. ’ says the bartender. ’ 28 and hurts his knee. What was that bar doing sticking up out of the ground?
49 with a pork pie on his head. ’ replies the man. A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand.
Holy Matrimony!: Better Halves and Bitter Halves: Actors, Athletes, Comedians, Directors, Divas, Philosophers, Poets by Boze Hadleigh