By Professor Happycat, icanhascheezburger.com
In I Can Has Cheezburger?, Professor Happycat introduced LOLcats to the wurld. Nao he has long gone again to his lair for 2 hundred all-new LOLcats that provide all aspiring kittehs the teachings they should take over teh global (or not less than their hoomins).
A LOLcat is an image of a cat with a humorous, misspelled, caption. LOLcats are from the Internets and are choked with win!!1!]
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Mary Poopins. The Penguins and the Policeman A POLICEMAN SEES A MAN walking down the street with four penguins. ” “Yes,” says the man. ” says the cop. “Good idea,” says the man. And off they go. The next day the policeman sees the man again, and he’s still with the penguins. But they are all wearing sunglasses. ” says the policeman. ” replies the man. “I did! ” Three Stellar Snail Jokes A MAN IS WATCHING TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and doesn’t see anyone at first—then he looks down and sees a snail sitting there.
A FSH. WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN IT HIT A CONCRETE WALL? DAM. WHAT DO WHALES LIKE TO CHEW? BLUBBER GUM. Four Semi-Educational Jokes What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? The same middle name. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. How did the Vikings send secret messages? With Norse code. What is an atom? The guy who went out with Eve. Five Powerful Purple Jokes What’s green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator. What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
Ima who? Ima gonna break down the door if you don’t let me in! 8 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby, that is the question! 9 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harry ate my dinner, do you have any more? 10 Will you remember me tomorrow? (Yes) Will you remember me in a week? (Yes) Will you remember me in a year? (Yes) Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don’t you remember me? The Traveling Salesman A TRAVELING SALESMAN walks into a hotel and asks for a room. “We are all full,” says the desk clerk.
How to Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning by Professor Happycat, icanhascheezburger.com