By Allie Brosh
It is a ebook I wrote. simply because I wrote it, I needed to determine what to place at the again hide to provide an explanation for what it really is. i attempted to jot down a protracted, third-person precis that may indicate how nice the publication is and likewise sound vaguely authoritative--like possibly anyone who isn’t me wrote it--but I quickly came upon that I’m now not sneaky sufficient to drag it off convincingly. So i made a decision to simply make an inventory of items which are within the book:
Stories approximately issues that occurred to me
Stories approximately issues that occurred to other folks as a result of me
Eight billion dollars*
Stories approximately dogs
The mystery to everlasting happiness*
*These are lies. possibly i've got underestimated my sneakiness!
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She gulped, her heart skipping a beat. “Not a very pretty sight,” he said at her hesitation. ” Libby’s gaze slowly moved up his chest, detecting the anger in his clipped words. A muscle twitched in his lean jaw and then her eyes met his. What she saw there caused her breath to lock in her throat. Libby knew when a man lusted after her and it 28 It’s All In The Jeans wasn’t always evident in outward signs. Logan’s fierce expression revealed his hunger. ” It was the truth. Libby had been enthralled with the powerful shape of his male form.
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Libby frowned but faced Logan anyway. “Take your shirt off, soldier,” she ordered and turned to the door beneath the sink. She couldn’t believe she had Adonis right there in her kitchen, and that he would soon be bare-chested. ” With the kit in her hand, Libby turned back to face him. She was forced to take a step back, not realizing he’d moved closer to her. Her gaze fell in the vicinity of his impressive chest, unwillingly recalling what it felt like having her breasts crushed 27 It’s All In The Jeans against him.
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened by Allie Brosh