Download e-book for iPad: I Am Better Than Your Kids by Maddox

By Maddox

ISBN-10: 1439182868

ISBN-13: 9781439182864

From the New York Times bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am higher Than Your Kids, an creative critique of children's art squeezed from the teats of Maddox's gifted palms. eventually a booklet that cuts these conceited little monsters right down to measurement. in case you imagine young ones are priceless snowflakes who're excellent in each means, re-evaluate. for those who cherish every bit of artwork, each publication file, each letter to Santa your baby can provide, then this publication isn't really for you. in case your fridge is decorated with mementos out of your kid's early life, then you definitely are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his renowned web site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com when you consider that 1996 (which gets over 1 million specified viewers consistent with month), is the following to inform you the way your children are inferior, and why it concerns. according to his most well-liked characteristic on his web site, I Am higher Than Your Kids, and that includes ninety nine percentage unique new content material, Maddox tells it love it is by means of announcing what we're all pondering after we see a child's paintings.

For the 1st time in released shape, Maddox has incorporated his personal adolescence drawings for feedback. Don't imagine he can draw larger than your children? pass judgement on for your self. From sub-par valentines, selfmade "gifts," to crafts or even images of youngsters, no element of adlescent construction is spared! Why gift weak point and mediocrity with gold stars? you're in Maddox's international now, and no baby is secure from the scrutiny and important gaze of the world's greatest authority on children's crappy art.

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From the hot York occasions bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes i'm greater Than your children, an creative critique of children's paintings squeezed from the teats of Maddox's proficient hands. eventually a booklet that cuts these boastful little monsters right down to measurement. should you imagine youngsters are valuable snowflakes who're ideal in each means, re-examine.

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