By John Lennon
I used to be bored at the ninth of Octover 1940 whilst, i think, the Nasties have been nonetheless booming us led by means of Madolf Heatlump (who merely had one). besides they didn't get me. I attended to varicous colleges in Liddypol. And nonetheless didn't go -- a lot to my Aunties offers. As a member of the main publified Beatles my (P, G, and R's) documents may appear funnier to a few of you than this e-book, yet so far as I'm conceived this correction of brief writty is the main wonderfoul larf I've each ready.
God aid and breed you all.
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I drudged over hopping to be noticed. He iced me warily saying 'French or Foe'. 'Foe' I cried taking him into jeapardy. 60 The Moldy Moldy Man I'm a moldy moldy man I'm moldy thru and thru I'm a moldy moldy man You would not think it true. I'm moldy till my eyeballs I'm moldy til my toe I will not dance I shyballs I'm such a humble Joe. 61 I Sat Belonely I sat belonely down a tree, humbled fat and small. A little lady sing to me I couldn't see at all. I'm looking up and at the sky, to find such wondrous voice.
I giggle, - well I may, To my suprise the lady, got up - and flew away. 64 Henry and Harry Henry was his father's son and it were time for him to leave school and go into him father's business of Brummer Striving. It wert a farst dying trade which was fast dying. 'But Brummer Striving is a farst dying business, Father,' said young Henry, a young lad. His dad, Harry replied quickly. 'None of thy nonsence, Henry. ' With that he pulled his stumps nearer the fire. ' said young teenage Henry. 'Why do you always ask about my stumps, Son,' said Harry to Henry with a reasurring.
Talk Hall is very historical with old things wot are fakes and King Anne never slept there I tell you. C. (Liddypool Cha Cha Cha) are doing a great thing. The Mersey Boat is selling another three copies to some go home foreigners who went home. There is a lot to do in Liddypool, but not all convenience. 64 You Might Well Arsk Why were Prevelant ze Gaute, unt Docker Adenoid getting so friendly? You might well arsk. Why was Seldom Loyled sagged ? Why did Harrassed MacMillion go golphing mit Bod Hobe ?
In His Own Write by John Lennon