By Jenn L. Kelly
Occasionally you'll want to wander away to determine the place you are going. All Jackson wishes is to be the hero, only for as soon as in his lifestyles. The hero who steps in on the final minute to avoid wasting the universe. The hero who saves the full village from a raging fireplace. nice Aunt Harriett is often telling him locate his personal tale, yet thus far his tale does not appear very fascinating. till he falls into nice Aunt Harriett's hair, that's. There Jackson will stumble upon a global of elves, catch doorways, bubblegum-blowing birds, hairy-backed spiders, kangaroo meat, and threatening probability which calls for ... a hero.
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She skipped out of the room and tossed herself on to the big, green, overstuffed chair by the fireplace. She picked up a hot chocolate with extra whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles and slurped it loudly. The extra whipped cream made interestingly gross noises as she inhaled it. t need it,? Jackson whispered to himself. He studied the ordinary-looking brown book in his other hand. It felt cool and heavy. He turned it one way and then the other. It felt like a very important book. Have you found what you are looking for, sir??
T know what to say or think in that particular situation. So he said nothing. s hand eagerly. Come on, I love the buffet.? Jackson followed Meeka to the other side of the cafeteria to a long table of assorted foods. s hands. Oh? goodness. ve ever seen. Imagine this superlong table is filled, I mean, fiiiillllllllleddddddd with food. Every kind of food you can imagine. How on earth are you possibly going to decide? How on earth am I possibly going to decide?? said Jackson half to himself, half to Meeka.
Sir Shaw looked at the book on the counter, and then fixed his dark blue eyes on Jackson. And what is it exactly that you were looking for, sir?? he asked, one bushy white eyebrow arching. Jackson exploded. t looking for anything! You sent me to the ASK section and you offered me a trade and I got ripped off! There is nothing in this book! s empty! I helped you, and I got nothing in return! I almost threw up!? Sir Shaw glanced down at the book again. Nothing is in it at all, sir?? No! Nothing is in it at all!?
Jackson Jones, Book 1: The Tale of a Boy, an Elf, and a Very Stinky Fish by Jenn L. Kelly