By Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
In an international complete to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be much less drawn to saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's quite grumpy. Plus, he's been lifeless for approximately sixty years [≈ common human lifestyles expectancy at beginning, 2011 estimate]. whilst a renegade necromancer wrenches him from everlasting shut eye and right into a international long past extraordinarily, bizarrely fallacious, all Jim desires is to discover the way to die effectively, as soon as and for all.
On his facet, he's acquired a number of shambling corpses, a clumsy thief, and a strong loss of life want. yet he's up opposed to tricky odds: indignant mobs of adventurers, a physique falling aside on the seams and a group of programmers racing a closing date to hammer out the previous couple of insects of their AI.
Mogworld is the debut novel from video-game icon Yahtzee Croshaw (Zero Punctuation). Mogworld is a comic book myth novel within the culture of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, with a video-game twist: the most personality is a minor personality in a hugely multiplayer on-line role-playing video game.
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A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand. I have two brothers: one in Australia, and one in the States.
Finishing his drink, he turns to face the guy playing the piano, takes out his gun, shoots the sheet music into the air, shoots the man’s hat off and finally shoots the lid which falls down, trapping the poor man’s fi ngers. He spins the gun and puts it back in its holster. A COWBOY WALKS INTO A BAR ‘Brilliant shooting,’ says the bartender. ’ Another flashy spin brings the gun into the bartender’s hands. ’ asks the cowboy. ’ says the bartender. ’ 28 and hurts his knee. What was that bar doing sticking up out of the ground?
49 with a pork pie on his head. ’ replies the man. A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand.
Mogworld by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw