By David Borgenicht
From vintage favorites to zany newbies, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes approximately monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, sizzling canines, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and extra. With hilarious jokes and impressive illustrations, it is the simply comic story publication you are going to ever desire. Who does not love Monkeyfarts!?
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Mary Poopins. The Penguins and the Policeman A POLICEMAN SEES A MAN walking down the street with four penguins. ” “Yes,” says the man. ” says the cop. “Good idea,” says the man. And off they go. The next day the policeman sees the man again, and he’s still with the penguins. But they are all wearing sunglasses. ” says the policeman. ” replies the man. “I did! ” Three Stellar Snail Jokes A MAN IS WATCHING TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and doesn’t see anyone at first—then he looks down and sees a snail sitting there.
A FSH. WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN IT HIT A CONCRETE WALL? DAM. WHAT DO WHALES LIKE TO CHEW? BLUBBER GUM. Four Semi-Educational Jokes What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? The same middle name. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. How did the Vikings send secret messages? With Norse code. What is an atom? The guy who went out with Eve. Five Powerful Purple Jokes What’s green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator. What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
Ima who? Ima gonna break down the door if you don’t let me in! 8 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby, that is the question! 9 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harry ate my dinner, do you have any more? 10 Will you remember me tomorrow? (Yes) Will you remember me in a week? (Yes) Will you remember me in a year? (Yes) Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don’t you remember me? The Traveling Salesman A TRAVELING SALESMAN walks into a hotel and asks for a room. “We are all full,” says the desk clerk.
Monkeyfarts!. Wacky Jokes Every Kid Should Know by David Borgenicht