By Dan Gutman
The weirdness by no means stops! A.J. has to move see leave out Laney, the speech instructor, which is senseless in any respect simply because he already is aware how one can speak. omit Laney has him say bizarre tongue twisters and forces him to be the lead within the third-grade play, Romeo & Juliet. and you may by no means wager in 1000000 hundred years who is going to play Juliet. Will there be kissing? Ew, disgusting!
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To what do we owe the pleasure of your company, Mr. ” asked Miss Laney. ” asked Michael. “No,” Mr. ” What boat? Why is everybody always talking about boats?! ” asked Mr. Granite. “Yes,” Mr. Klutz said sadly. ” Everybody freaked out. Andrea collapsed on the floor and started sobbing. “O woe! ” she said. “Never was seen so black a day as this. ” 10 A Surprise Assembly We couldn’t believe it! Miss Laney had just been hired, and now she was fired! It took us about a week to get over the shock. Teachers were getting fired left and right that week.
On TV, Miss Laney ate an ant. ” we all screamed. ” shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate some flies. ” we all screamed. ” shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a beetle. ” we all screamed. ” shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a worm. ” we all screamed. ” shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a cockroach. ” we all screamed. ” shouted Mrs. Patty. ” I hollered. ” Everybody was yelling and screaming and jumping up and down and going crazy. On TV, Miss Laney finished all the bugs on the plate.
Oh. Bummer in the summer! ” asked Mr. Granite. “I’m afraid so,” Mr. Klutz said. “The whole staff will lose their jobs. And that includes me. ” I looked around. I didn’t see a boat anywhere. ” I asked. “That means we’re all in this together, Arlo,” whispered Andrea. She calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it. “There will be more budget cuts between now and June,” Mr. Klutz said. “So we’ll all have to tighten our belts. ” I asked. “Tightening our belts means we have to save money, dumbhead,” Andrea whispered, rolling her eyes.
My Weird School Daze #8: Miss Laney Is Zany! by Dan Gutman