By P. G. Wodehouse
Can the Empress of Blandings win the fats Pigs category on the Shropshire exhibit for the 3rd yr operating? Galahad Threepwood, seashore the butler and others have placed their blouse in this, and for Lord Emsworth it will likely be paradise on the earth. yet a considerable concern lurks within the manner: Queen of Matchingham, the hot sow of Sir Gregory Parsloe Bart. Galahad understands this pretender to the crown needs to be pignapped. yet can the Empress in flip keep away from an analogous destiny? during this vintage Blandings novel, pigs upward push above their bulk to fade and reappear within the impossible locations, whereas younger fanatics are crossed and recrossed in each room in Blandings fortress.
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Pigs Have Wings (Blandings Castle, Book 8) by P. G. Wodehouse