By Tony Hawks
'All I knew approximately Moldova have been the names of 11 males imprinted on the inside of again pages of my newspaper. None of them sounded to me like they have been any sturdy at tennis ...'
An eccentric guess reveals Tony Hawks, a guy who loves an strange problem, sure for the little-known jap ecu kingdom of Moldova. His project: to trace down individuals of the country's soccer crew and convince them to play him at tennis. the weird quest eventually has little to do with tennis or soccer, yet in its place becomes a unprecedented trip regarding the Moldovan underworld, gypsies, persistent energy shortages, close to kidnap, and a shockingly smooth courting along with his host family.
stick to the fortunes of Tony during this hilarious and infrequently relocating event because it takes him from Moldova, onwards to Northern eire, resulting in a thrilling denouement in Nazareth - and the bare fact of the bet's ultimate final result ...
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Playing the Moldovans At Tennis by Tony Hawks