By R. K. Murthi
The airline pilot was once feeling listless. So he went to a physician. The health care provider requested him after the exams, "When did you will have intercourse last?" "1950." "Are you joking? How might it's see you later in the past? "Too long?" the pilot checked out his watch and stated, "It's merely 2010.
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Rib-Tickling Jokes: Laugh Your Way to Long Life by R. K. Murthi