By Boris Johnson
Seventy-Two Virgins is a comic book political novel, with related attract Stephen Fry or Ben Elton, written by means of certainly one of Britain's preferred politicians. it truly is Boris Johnson's first novel and was once greatly acclaimed on ebook. the yank President, on a nation stopover at to Britain is giving an enormous deal with to a top-level viewers in Westminster corridor. Ferocious safety - with a few problems in communique - is equipped via a joint strength of the U.S. mystery carrier and Scotland backyard. the easiest sharpshooters from either nations are stationed at the roof of the Parliament constructions. Then a stolen ambulance runs into difficulty with the Parking gurus. A hapless Member of Parliament, having mislaid his an important cross, is barred from Westminster, his bicycle considered as a possible deadly weapon. And a guy going by means of the identify of Jones, even supposing born in Karachi, effectively slips in the course of the obstacles, and full new ball online game begins. regardless of the united efforts of the best safety minds, occasions start to spin uncontrolled. A impressive new all over the world fact tv convey dominates the airwaves. And the main not likely heroes emerge...
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It’s important for me to be really fast, so that I can outrun cop cars and solve crimes before they do. In photo 1, you can see me getting ready. In photo 2, I spot a red SUV and decide to race it. In photos 2–6, you can see me running much faster than the red SUV. I’m just getting started so I’m still at my jogging pace of 58 mph. If you move your feet faster than a car’s wheels can rotate, you will beat it. That is the key to racing cars on foot. That’s why you’ve never seen a spaceship with wheels on it.
I have given you the best training techniques in the world. Training is great. But nothing prepares you for a fight, like a real fight. Now I will show you how to fight. But first, I will show you some of the skills and qualities I have that make me . . the best. CHAPTER SIX: MY PUNCH CAN CAUSE INSTANT MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS. HAIRS ON THE HEAD ARE DEAD CELLS. I JUST MADE THEM DEADER. Punching power is very important. You want your punch to end the fight. Not continue it. Punching is one of the basics of karate that many people forget about.
THE GANG MEMBER BLAMES ME FOR MAKING HIM MISS THE BUS. HE HAS THREATENED TO BEAT ME UP IF I DON’T GIVE HIM BUS MONEY. BAD SCAM. EVERYONE KNOWS GANG MEMBERS DON’T TAKE THE BUS—THEY RIDE THE SUBWAY. THE SPREAD EAGLE NECK CHOKE STAY AIRBORNE FOR 70 SECONDS. There is no better move for beating up a gang member than the Spread Eagle Neck Choke, which I invented. It allows your body to focus all its energy to your center and transmit it to your hands. The best thing about it is that it can be used outdoors or indoors.
Seventy-Two Virgins by Boris Johnson