By Gregory Bergman, Anthony W. Haddad, Jodi Miller
You get to the shop and discover you forgot your pockets . . .
Your roommate eats your entire nutrients . . .
Your party's simply getting begun and the law enforcement officials appear . . .
A coworker passes your concept off as his personal . . .
Your final hook-up leaves you with the reward that retains on giving . . .
. . . Can issues get any f*#!-ing worse? SRSLY, WTF?!
The WTF? team's again at it--collecting the main f*#!-ed up situations from their bestselling sequence. step-by-step, they take you thru the inventively healing, sometimes offensive, occasionally unlawful, consistently hilarious ideas that've made the sequence a f*#!-ing hit.
Whether you're at the activity, in town, or at the bathroom with none TP--you'll be capable of relate to those sh*tty occasions that experience you shouting, "Seriously, what the f*#!?"
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It’s important for me to be really fast, so that I can outrun cop cars and solve crimes before they do. In photo 1, you can see me getting ready. In photo 2, I spot a red SUV and decide to race it. In photos 2–6, you can see me running much faster than the red SUV. I’m just getting started so I’m still at my jogging pace of 58 mph. If you move your feet faster than a car’s wheels can rotate, you will beat it. That is the key to racing cars on foot. That’s why you’ve never seen a spaceship with wheels on it.
I have given you the best training techniques in the world. Training is great. But nothing prepares you for a fight, like a real fight. Now I will show you how to fight. But first, I will show you some of the skills and qualities I have that make me . . the best. CHAPTER SIX: MY PUNCH CAN CAUSE INSTANT MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS. HAIRS ON THE HEAD ARE DEAD CELLS. I JUST MADE THEM DEADER. Punching power is very important. You want your punch to end the fight. Not continue it. Punching is one of the basics of karate that many people forget about.
THE GANG MEMBER BLAMES ME FOR MAKING HIM MISS THE BUS. HE HAS THREATENED TO BEAT ME UP IF I DON’T GIVE HIM BUS MONEY. BAD SCAM. EVERYONE KNOWS GANG MEMBERS DON’T TAKE THE BUS—THEY RIDE THE SUBWAY. THE SPREAD EAGLE NECK CHOKE STAY AIRBORNE FOR 70 SECONDS. There is no better move for beating up a gang member than the Spread Eagle Neck Choke, which I invented. It allows your body to focus all its energy to your center and transmit it to your hands. The best thing about it is that it can be used outdoors or indoors.
SRSLY, WTF?: How to Survive 248 of Life's Worst F*#!-ing Situations EVER by Gregory Bergman, Anthony W. Haddad, Jodi Miller