By Chad Kultgen
The regular American Marriage, the long-awaited sequel to Chad Kultgen’s a lot debated, continually debatable The ordinary American Male, is a matter-of-fact foray into the male brain and sexual fantasy.
Now married with kids, Kultgen's lewd and sex-obsessed narrator once more bargains up his deep (and now not so deep) strategies on love, marriage, teenagers, and (naturally) intercourse: from birthday intercourse to interns to parenting, The ordinary American Male seems to be upon the establishment of marriage with an identical deadpan smirk he has delivered to the remainder of his sex-addled, perennially disaffected life.
Forthright and unashamed, Chad Kultgen isn't afraid to "go there" with blunt language and imagery, delivering up a spot-on portrait of ways a few males view their marriages. The commonplace American Marriage is the publication each person could be speaking approximately round the water cooler, in line on the grocery store...and within the bedroom.
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Mary Poopins. The Penguins and the Policeman A POLICEMAN SEES A MAN walking down the street with four penguins. ” “Yes,” says the man. ” says the cop. “Good idea,” says the man. And off they go. The next day the policeman sees the man again, and he’s still with the penguins. But they are all wearing sunglasses. ” says the policeman. ” replies the man. “I did! ” Three Stellar Snail Jokes A MAN IS WATCHING TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and doesn’t see anyone at first—then he looks down and sees a snail sitting there.
A FSH. WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN IT HIT A CONCRETE WALL? DAM. WHAT DO WHALES LIKE TO CHEW? BLUBBER GUM. Four Semi-Educational Jokes What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? The same middle name. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. How did the Vikings send secret messages? With Norse code. What is an atom? The guy who went out with Eve. Five Powerful Purple Jokes What’s green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator. What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
Ima who? Ima gonna break down the door if you don’t let me in! 8 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not toby, that is the question! 9 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harriet. Harriet who? Harry ate my dinner, do you have any more? 10 Will you remember me tomorrow? (Yes) Will you remember me in a week? (Yes) Will you remember me in a year? (Yes) Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don’t you remember me? The Traveling Salesman A TRAVELING SALESMAN walks into a hotel and asks for a room. “We are all full,” says the desk clerk.
The Average American Marriage: A Novel by Chad Kultgen