By Billy Brownless
A neutron walks right into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender, "How much?" "For you, sir, no charge." Shakespeare walks right into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.""I cannot serve you," says the bartender. "You're Bard!" Everyone has their very own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar comic story. it is a selection of greater than two hundred of the best—or should still that be worst? It includes the previous favorites, the main silly, the funniest, the brainbenders, the politically fallacious, the good puns, and the particularly, fairly undesirable puns.
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A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand. I have two brothers: one in Australia, and one in the States.
Finishing his drink, he turns to face the guy playing the piano, takes out his gun, shoots the sheet music into the air, shoots the man’s hat off and finally shoots the lid which falls down, trapping the poor man’s fi ngers. He spins the gun and puts it back in its holster. A COWBOY WALKS INTO A BAR ‘Brilliant shooting,’ says the bartender. ’ Another flashy spin brings the gun into the bartender’s hands. ’ asks the cowboy. ’ says the bartender. ’ 28 and hurts his knee. What was that bar doing sticking up out of the ground?
49 with a pork pie on his head. ’ replies the man. A POTATO WALKS INTO A BAR on him! 50 and all eyes are IT TAKES ALL SORTS AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN, A SCOTSMAN, A RABBI, A MINISTER AND A PRIEST WALK and the bartender says, ‘What is this? ’ INTO A BAR On the stool next to his is some footwear. ’ A CANADIAN MAN WALKS INTO A BAR. ’ A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. ’ The man says, ‘You don’t understand.
The Best A Man Walks Into a Bar . . . Jokes by Billy Brownless