By Wendy Northcutt
"Only issues are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and I'm now not so yes concerning the universe." -Albert Einstein
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the daddy of evolution, The Darwin Awards vividly portrays the best examples of evolution in motion, and exhibits us simply how unusual logic will be.
surprise on the thief who steals electric wires with no shutting off the present. Gape on the lawnchair jockey who floats to a peak of 16,000 ft suspended by way of helium balloons. study from the guy who friends right into a gas can utilizing a cigarette lighter. All 3 -- and lots of extra -- contend for Darwin Awards whilst their offerings culminate in terrific misadventures.
those stories of trial and awe-inspiring error--verified through the writer and counseled by way of web site readers--illustrate the continued saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory.
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The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action (Darwin Awards, Book 1) by Wendy Northcutt