Download e-book for kindle: The Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest by Wendy Northcutt

By Wendy Northcutt

ISBN-10: 0452285720

ISBN-13: 9780452285729

Honoring those that enhance our gene pool through inadvertently elimination themselves fromit, The Darwin Awards III comprises multiple hundred fresh, hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures.

From a sheriff who inadvertently shot himself twice, to the assurance defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw; from a farmer who refrained from bee stings through sealing his head in a plastic bag to the guy overwhelmed via the department he simply trimmed, The Darwin Awards III proves back that after it involves stupidity, no species does it like we do.

Featuring medical and defense discussions and packed with illustrations depicting inspiring examples of evolution in motion, The Darwin Awards III exhibits once again how unusual good judgment nonetheless is.

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