By Ellis Posey
A party of that unique humorousness Texans have built to outlive the undesirable occasions and help in making the great occasions even greater.
Read or Download The Funny Side of Texas PDF
Similar humor books
an important ebook in karate background from the best martial artist: the realm Champion Judah Friedlander.
eventually a Karate ebook that prepares you for real-life risky occasions! This ebook contains chapters on the way to beat up Bigfoot, the right way to beat up a person with one arm, easy methods to beat up an individual with 3 palms, and the way to overcome up a person on a unicycle. Plus find out how to beat up highway gangs, attackers with guns, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of highway ninjas with guns using on dinosaurs!
This booklet includes greater than 500 images! and many phrases! All ensuring that you'll the best way to beat up anyone!
the realm Champion is the best athlete on the planet, has intercourse with plenty of ladies, and is a task version to young children. For the 1st time now you can witness his education recommendations. purchase this ebook earlier than he beats you up!
From the hot York instances bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes i'm higher Than your children, an inventive critique of children's art squeezed from the teats of Maddox's gifted arms. ultimately a publication that cuts these boastful little monsters right down to dimension. when you imagine childrens are worthwhile snowflakes who're ideal in each approach, reconsider.
In keeping with the television sequence, this ebook is a sequel to "Red Dwarf". The characters of Rimmer, Cat and Kryten are trapped in a working laptop or computer video game that may shipping avid gamers on to the area of mind's eye, a global the place each one participant can get pleasure from tremendous good fortune. the single capture is that the sport kills.
Why is your brother-in-law excited about the property Tax? Why do millionaire information newshounds get every thing unsuitable? Why are blood-sucking academics bankrupting America?
Jimmy Dore, the comedy darling of America’s revolutionary Left, solutions these kind of questions and extra! during this laugh-out-loud choice of essays which are either street-smart and expert, Jimmy units out to find what’s flawed. Crackling with caustic wit and perception, no point of yank lifestyles is secure from Jimmy’s hilarious scrutiny. He will get to the guts of the problems: why Republicans should still aid homosexual marriage or why the President shouldn’t have mystery safety till the rustic has gun regulate, bringing readability and hilarity to the incoherent noise of our punditocracy.
This outrageously exciting manifesto is a superb source when you have survived lengthy arguments in the course of kin dinners. And in a media atmosphere ruled through company pursuits, Jimmy’s take-no-prisoners process is brave: going after either political events, and all corners of mainstream information. A David opposed to a military of Goliaths.
Equal measures of silliness and spleen-venting, Your kingdom Is
Just no longer That Into You is the main oddly uplifting political e-book of
- Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?: More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour
- Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline: Where the Crew Lives, Eats, Wars, and Parties. One Crazy Year Working on Cruise Ships (Travelers' Tales)
- Naw Much of a Talker
- Werewolf Haiku
- How to Talk to Dads
- In His Own Write
Extra resources for The Funny Side of Texas
He could hunt possum. Or he could play mumblety-peg. He could do anything he took a notion to do, and not worry Page 3 about getting interrupted by someone who wanted him to take out the garbage. You can imagine Adam on that first Friday night the world had ever seen, getting all spruced up to step out and paint the Garden red. I can see and hear him now, humming a Willie Nelson tune, because he couldn't remember all the words. He puts some spit on his cowlick to make it slick down. Pops a couple of cloves in his mouth to make his breath sweet, shuffling his feet to a country beat.
Page 9 Years later one Texas writer proposed that the squealing of those pigs saved the Republic of Texas just as the cackling of geese had once saved Rome. His reasoning was that every one of those five million dollars, had the Texas government gotten hold of them, would have been made to look like ten, so the debt of Texas would have been equal to perhaps forty million or more. . " <><><><><><><><><><><><> Other early visitors found Texas just as inhospitable as Ambassador de Saligny. The hardships of the frontier were just as difficult to endure as the manners of Mr.
So right after Adam got himself all slickered up to step out that first Friday night, he just stepped right back in because there was nothing happening, dude. Out of sheer boredom, Ol' Adam just leaned back against a tree and dozed off. Next morning, Adam woke up early. . . scratched himself real good. Then he rubbed his side where he felt a strange pain. Little did he know how soon that pain in his side was going to turn into a pain in the neck. Then Adam opened his eyes. What do you suppose he saw lying right there beside him?
The Funny Side of Texas by Ellis Posey