By Christopher Buckley
In an try to achieve congressional popularity of a top-secret guns procedure, Washington lobbyist "Bird" McIntyre groups up with horny, outspoken neocon Angel Templeton to pit the yankee public opposed to the chinese language. whilst fowl fails to discover an real cause to slander the country, he and Angel positioned the Washington media desktop to paintings, spreading a rumor that the chinese language mystery provider is operating to assassinate the Dalai Lama.
in the meantime in China, mild-mannered President Fa Mengyao and his committed aide Gang are maneuvering desperately opposed to sinister occasion hard-liners Minister Lo and basic Han. Now Fa and Gang needs to persuade the area that the People's Republic isn't really out to kill the Dalai Lama, whereas keeping Fa's small margin of strength within the more and more militaristic surroundings of the party.
at the domestic entrance, fowl needs to deal with a high-strung spouse who entertains Olympic equestrian ambition, and the qualifying pageant occurs to be occurring in China. As issues get to the bottom of out of the country, chook and Angel's lie comes dangerously as regards to truth. And as their courting rises to a brand new point, so do mounting tensions among the U.S. and Chin
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They Eat Puppies, Don't They?: A Novel by Christopher Buckley