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Uncle John’s twenty fourth flagship version is glittering with greater than 500 all-new pages of soaking up fabric that turn out once more why Uncle John makes the best-selling bathroom-reading sequence within the world.
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Canada's underpants king
Helen Keller: vaudeville star
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America's forbidden island
What the Hokey Pokey is admittedly all about
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Indd 31 7/18/13 5:43 PM Malachy (aka Mister Cat, Fluffaman, or Special Fluffababyman) Owner: B. m. A MILLION POINTS TO FLUFFINDOR for providing a really significant source of calm and comfort in my anxiety-prone life. Huggability: C HE IS A SWEET, ADORE HIM. indd 34 7/18/13 5:43 PM -THE GOOD- Sociability: B Java is very social with my boyfriend and me. ” Usefulness: A We adopted Java for our two-year-old black lab, Flynn, who has separation anxiety. It sounds odd, but they seem to really love each other’s company and are like each other’s own personal shadows.
Indd 52 7/18/13 5:44 PM -THE GOOD- Appearance: A Mindy is gag-inducingly precious. She is small and sleek and has a cutesy-wootsy widdle milk mustache. It makes me want to smack her. Sociability: A Mindy is social. Too social. Other cats want to kill her within minutes of meeting her. Usefulness: F I would give Mindy a negative usefulness rating if I could. Her presence in the household is actually counterproductive. Huggability: B The cool thing about Mindy is that you can pretty much do whatever you want to her, including hugging.
Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute