By Anthony Miller
Disgusted with God's plan for Judgment Day, devil has surrender his activity and left Hell in prefer of a quiet retirement in Washington, D.C. yet lifestyles on the earth is hard for an ex-angel with a brief fuse and no impulse keep an eye on. whilst a parking attendant mysteriously bursts into flames and a fats woman results in low-Earth orbit, devil reveals that he all of sudden has loads of associates on the FBI. Worse, there are indicators that the governor of Texas has someway long gone forward and began up the tip of the realm with out him. The Prince of Darkness heads for the Lone megastar kingdom, the place he tangles with a megalomaniacal televangelist, joins the Militant Arm of the yank Geriatrics organization, and wields the Flaming Stick of Divine Justice at a Jesus impersonator referred to as Festus. via all of it, something is apparent: an individual has to place a cease to Judgment Day. Now, having spent millennia attempting to destroy where, the satan could be the world's simply wish.
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The hysterical laughter that erupted from Muhammad, Moses, L. Ron, and the other guys was a sure sign that this was how they spent their days, taunting people with a bait and switch. As I watched them return to their poker game, the clouds crumbled beneath me. The laughter got fainter and fainter as they vanished from sight and I realized I was hurtling down the Highway to Hell.... Raging at God During the time my body was on the operating table my soul was going straight to hell. Looking up, I saw everything.
He said, “When God designed the place, he felt it was too small. ” “Amazing,” I said. ” “No,” he answered. ” 10. Satan is Santa for dyslexics. It is also “a Stan” for people who hate Stans. Think about that the next time your child brings home Flat Stanley. 11. Satan is a Cubs fan. This explains some of the anger. 12. Satan does not sit on your shoulder, like in the cartoons, arguing with an angel about what course of action you should take. The Master of Mayhem is much more subtle; he whispers things in your ear when you are asleep.
Do you go to another level of hell? ” Satan stared at me for what seemed like an eternity. In fact, it may have been eternity. ” Our meeting lasted for hours. But let me sum up: of the 666 major things you need to know about Satan, these are the most important:1. As noted above, Satan always takes the form of something designed to scare you. For me, it was my first wife. For others it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid in full daylight. But eventually you get to see Satan in his true form: six foot six, three hundred pounds, fire red skin like an old Jewish person on the beach for the first time.
What Would Satan Do? by Anthony Miller