By Terry Pratchett
The 12th Discworld novel — It appeared a simple task . . . in the end, how tricky may possibly or not it's
to ensure that a servant woman doesn’t marry a prince?
But for the witches Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick, traveling to the far-off urban of Genua, issues are by no means that straightforward. Servant women need to marry the prince. That’s what existence is all approximately. You can’t struggle a contented finishing. not less than — up earlier.
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Like bikes—motorbikes, that is. " A few of the customers sitting in the back began to pay attention to me. "I just love the pulse of the engine! Well, what do you think? " I'm done for! "That is. . I mean, I've never actually ridden one before! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . " I couldn't leave the store quickly enough. On my way home, I stopped at the convenience store and bought beer and shochu. Let me die. I'll just die right now. Except I won't die. The weather is too nice. Instead of dying, I'll just drink a whole lot of alcohol to forget everything.
They look human, but they're different creatures. " "Ya-Yamazaki. . " "Ha ha ha! Well, anyway, it's not really that big of a deal. No matter what the reason for your decision to become a creator, the idea's probably not half bad. It's fine. " Rising from his computer desk, he sat down before me. His actions were infused with a bizarre confidence. Apparently, a four-year span radically could change someone's personality. Yamazaki now seemed to be twisting in a dangerous emotional direction. However, at this point, that didn't matter at all.
I'm going, and I'll show you! You're the ones at fault. Rising unsteadily from the kotatsu, no doubt looking like I was about to fall on my ass, I stumbled to open the door. I tottered to room 202 and repeatedly attacked the doorbell. "Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. . " No answer. I tried punching the door. No answer. The only sounds from inside were anime songs. K. particular number was the theme song to Fancy Lala: "I am Fancy Lala. . " In my anger, blood rushed to my head. I twisted the doorknob.
Witches Abroad (Discworld, Book 12) (UK Edition) by Terry Pratchett